• PunchingBag@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    This has been the response to everything that’s come out since the Nimitz Incident. Bigger revelations have come out in the last seven years than in the last seventy. We’re tired, and we’re scared, I think. Aliens are going to need to really shake their cans if they want us to care.

  • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Alien: “We’ve come to rule you.”

    Dude: “Cool.” points at DC

    “One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there.”