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minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down2·2 years agoThe moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars
minus-squareGigglyBobble@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up83arrow-down1·2 years agoOr start them. Source: Iliad.
minus-squareCitizenKong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoAlso the Sabine War and The War of the Sicilian Vespers. Maybe the Harem Conspiracy too although that was mostly women fighting each other.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoThe harem conspiracy of women mostly fighting each other? Sounds like how Hugh Hefner REALLY died…
minus-squareButtholeSpiders@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoI’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoThe rack that launched a thousand thirst traps
minus-squareKornblumenratte@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoI doubt it. As long as there are not boobs for everyone, someone, most probable male, will start a fight. I hope and wish this is a prejudice, but am still searching for evidence that it is one.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoWrong, boobs have literally started wars.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoOk, name a time boobs ended a war.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoTrojan war, literally started due to a woman wanting to marry a prince and then not wanting him. Also…
minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years ago This was meant to be a joke and taking it seriously is making it weird Citing as a source The Iliad is like citing as a source fucking Harry Potter, so as far as I know we’re still 0 - 0
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoOk then, I ask again, can you provide an example of how it has ended wars?
minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoNo I cannot, that’s why it’s a joke. I never tried to make it sound as actual facts and I’m sincerely astonished to have this kind of conversation
minus-squareIchiro@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoBut denji is fighting for boobs right? So i guess they start wars. 🗿
The moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars
Or start them. Source: Iliad.
Also the Sabine War and The War of the Sicilian Vespers. Maybe the Harem Conspiracy too although that was mostly women fighting each other.
The harem conspiracy of women mostly fighting each other? Sounds like how Hugh Hefner REALLY died…
I’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.
The rack that launched a thousand thirst traps
I doubt it. As long as there are not boobs for everyone, someone, most probable male, will start a fight. I hope and wish this is a prejudice, but am still searching for evidence that it is one.
Wrong, boobs have literally started wars.
One thing doesn’t exclude the other
Ok, name a time boobs ended a war.
Trojan war, literally started due to a woman wanting to marry a prince and then not wanting him. Also…
Ok then, I ask again, can you provide an example of how it has ended wars?
No I cannot, that’s why it’s a joke.
I never tried to make it sound as actual facts and I’m sincerely astonished to have this kind of conversation
But denji is fighting for boobs right? So i guess they start wars. 🗿