I love the mandatory Super Tux Cart anyone of us has installed but played like 4 times

No waaaay…

inhales
“HAVE YOU GUYS EVER CONSIDERED A FOSS ALTERNATIVE LIKE MATRIX?”

Aside from a shitload of memes? Not very much, they will find another disproportioned faced asshole to replace him and his name will be erased from history

Yeah I have zero experience with atomic distros so I don’t feel like suggesting those, but I have seen good comments in this thread about those as well

👏stop👏forming👏opinions👏with👏headlines

Since tech illiterate people don’t really care what’s under the hood as long as it works, I would choose anything with Cinnamon desktop: Gnome is a little alien for newcomers, KDE and XFCE are far too easy to screw up if you don’t know what you’re doing.
If Mint doesn’t work well with you I would suggest either LMDE, stock Debian or the Fedora Cinnamon spin (in this order of priority)

I’m not an anti-natalist, but I won’t create a life out of nowhere just for it to become “wasteland thug #3” in the post-apocalyptic movie our future is going to become.

When the host dies, the parasite has already reproduced and attacked other hosts.
You have to eradicate it before it spreads

Creationists

Bending over 90° just to keep selling outdated german cars to a bunch of people who can’t afford them

Cats will eat your face after a couple days if you die in your house

There’s something wrong with your dog

Well I already knew I wouldn’t manage to retire…

There is this new feature where writer crashes if you put on tabbed view

Something something… Pikachu face… Something…

People on Lemmy: I buy fresh so this doesn’t affect me

Monsanto:

I’ve been using Quillpad for some time now. It’s kind of a “glorified markdown editor” (like Joplin) but stripped down to the only things I need: bullet lists for todo and grocery, quick notes, audio notes. Recently version 1.5 came out which allows to sync local files so it can now work with Syncthing and that made it an instant favourite for me

Debian is like retirement on a nice house in the countryside: it’s a predictable life of peace and comfort

I don’t think it should be illegal, but you should pay exponentially increasing property taxes after the first one