Satisfying fart

Gork@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Satisfying fart

Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Excellent use of the new template 🫡

Gork@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Wage_slave@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

When it’s taco Tuesday and you’re wearing a skirt to work.

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · edit-2 2 年前

If you’re using an app with animations, try collapsing the above comment

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 年前

And that’s when you step out as someone is stepping in.

EvilFonzy@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I call that the Dutch lift.

2 年前

“IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!”

Crul@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Source: I asked Microsoft’s image creator to create “Godzilla in a 512k Mac game” and while this is not what I asked for, I can’t help but be impressed. - lemm.ee

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前

I like the way you think OP

ulkesh@beehaw.org · 2 年前

And then the elevator stops on the next floor and someone new steps on.

Gork@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Then you do the Family Guy line. Look into their eyes and assert dominance by saying, “you did it.” Then awkwardly staying in the elevator as it goes to the next floor.

ulkesh@beehaw.org · 2 年前

Touché, salesman.

DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · edit-2 2 年前

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CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I thought you were supposed to drop the air biscuit before stepping off a crowded elevator?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Looks like you didn’t check well enough, several dinos are caught in the blast!