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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Lying on your resume is like writing fan-fiction about yourself

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Lying on your resume is like writing fan-fiction about yourself

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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I kinda want to lie so hard, I end up being hired for a job I can’t even do. Just to see what that’s like.

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