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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

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There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • N0body@sh.itjust.works
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    If you can’t handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don’t deserve my strange juice.

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      Aim for the rude and unreasonable chicken. If you fail, you’ll still land amongst the strange juices.

      • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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        You can lead a rude and unreasonable chicken to strange juice, but you can’t make it drink.

        • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
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          A strange juice in the hand is worth two rude and unreasonable chickens in the bush.

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    The rude and unreasonable chicken is also called a Canadian goose, I believe.

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      Jerk chicken

      • variants@possumpat.io
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        oh man, need to find a way to pick some up for dinner now

  • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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    I’m all in on the strange juice. Bring that shit on.

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      Strange Juice is a hit album waiting to happen.

  • moistclump@lemmy.world
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    Me walking by the Canadian geese on my way to work.

    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee
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      Rude unreasonable chicken doesn’t have anything on the Canadian goose. Obstinate, violent aggressive shit machines are they.

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    Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

    “Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Not having a rooster is generally sound advice too.

  • kubica@kbin.social
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    Will do, thanks.

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    Gentlemen, that was excellent.

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Gentlemen, that was excellent.

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    I guess getting chicken permission is out of the question?

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      That would be rude

  • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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    Nothings showing up for me?

  • 𝚟➑𝚋𝚖𝚡³@lemmy.ml
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    😂

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    This is what happens when you do either literal translations or just don’t pay your translators enough to properly translate.

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