Up next after Elongate
I hope no one ever seriously uses that, because he suggested it himself.
Melongate then.
I hope that’s what we call the media storm that occurs after we find out that he underwent surgery to lengthen himself.
Billgate
Yeah you can just remove the S from Bill Gates and it works.
Also if he was a Goat he would Either be Bill Goats Or Billy Gates.
A scandal involving a gate owned by Bill Gates would be called Gates’ gate-gate.
A law banning Bill Gates gate scandals would be called: Bill Gates gate-gate bill.
And if someone was caught taking bribes to vote a certain way about that, it would be Bill Gates gate-gate bill-gate.
If the scandal was a hoax it would be Bill Gates gate-gate-gate
A scandal involving Bill Gates riding a horse through a gate might be called Bill Gates’ gate-gait-gate.
If it is about multiple scandals all involving countfeit money, they’d collectively be Bill Gates’ Billgates.
What about if he buys fence gates with that fake money?
Bill Gates Gate Bill-gate.
If it’s for fence gates to a Shoebill enclosure?
Bill Gates’ 'Bill Gates Bill-Gate
No. It will be called Waterbill.
I was kinda hoping that in the current era, political scandals would get a new suffix. Watergate happened 50 years ago, so popular first-hand memory of it is waning.
There was a moment when I thought we could transition to [scandal]-a-lago, but it never happened.
Hey man, the dream isn’t dead
maybe when independent inquires into government start happening again you’ll uncover a scandal that can take the mantle.
I’ll just be over here holding my breath.
Watergate is just the name of a hotel/shop/office complex in DC. The Watergate scandal had nothing to do with water, it’s just named after the place where it occurred. The -gate suffix for scandals is dumb.
Thank you, I hate this trend so much. I’d rather be called a gate-gatekeeping douche than see it spread even more.
Dahu-gate
Gatesgate. Put down the bong dude.
a scandal involving paper money could be a Bills Gate
Bill Gate²
Bill Gates²÷s
Bills Gate
Beat me to it.
Matt Gaetz tried that shit a few years ago when his taste in younger women (and maybe men, who knows) came to light, but I was really hoping people would have gone with “Pizza-Gaetz” just because it was more clever and pointed out that he was a sex trafficker to a minor.
Why not Bill Watergates?
Bill Windowgates
