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anyway

relevant link

I’m disappointed no one has mentioned “Christ for arms” yet

maybe when independent inquires into government start happening again you’ll uncover a scandal that can take the mantle.

I’ll just be over here holding my breath.

tl;dr: Fascists gonna fasc

That’s wild. Have you tried DMT?

every time I think I’ve found the perfect woman it’s just 3 raccoons in a trench coat that rob me again

Oh, we’ll get used to it allright

higher quality

I’ve got some bad news for you

never used one, never will

My youth

Do a flip

China’s last warning

“count backwards from 100”

I got to 95 and some dude comes out in a clown outfit.

American cheese apparently melts so at least it makes some kind of sense.

Kraft singles in Australia are basically made from the same plastic as the packaging and are in no danger of melting or being mistaken for cheese.

Memorize how to do critical parts of plumbing

Ok, we need to go to the store and buy some pipes.

What are pipes?

Oh. I think I fucked up.

absurdly high suicide rate doesn’t help the average either

Pay yourself first.

10% non-negotiable, right into a high interest savings account before anything else. if you can set it up to deposit automatically that’s ideal.

if the government is increasing it’s debt you know someone has that money.

The only question is who. The ultra rich or 8.5 million Chinese? it’s a mystery I’m sure we’ll never solve.

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