The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

    • Anissem@lemmy.mlOP
      47·
      10 days ago

      The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier, girthier dick

      • TassieTosser@aussie.zone
        72·
        10 days ago

        Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.

        • Anissem@lemmy.mlOP
          42·
          10 days ago

          I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.