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Carcharodonna@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months ago

fuck the police

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Carcharodonna@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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    I never understood how you should open such a box, but this seems like the way forward.

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      Still with a knife, but carefully. These labels really just mean ‘don’t come whining to us if you act like an orangutan and stab a knife through the box into the item inside’.

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        That does take away the fun of breaking the rules when you used a knife anyway, but you make a valid point. No orangutan near the box. Right. Does anyone have a chimpanzee I can borrow?

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      Just pull the tape?

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      With really long nails on your toes.

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      Tape splitter on your safety cutter

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        O ya

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      With controlled explosives

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      If it’s not taped incredibly well, you can pry it open. It’s hard if they actually used good tape and/or a lot of tape to close it.

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      Blunt instrument.

      • adarza@lemmy.ca
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        i just use a key, usually. it’s about the only suitable ‘tool’ that i nearly always have close-at-hand.

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      With your teeth 🐺

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      Snap it in half over your knee.

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