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Cake day: 2023年8月21日

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  • He didn’t even think it through that much. His thought process was:

    “The UN won’t let me do what I want. I’m going to make my own UN with me in charge so I can do anything I want.”

    “The UN I’m making is so awesome because I’m in charge, I should charge people to join.”

    “The King of France was mean about my super awesome UN, I’m going put tariffs on him! What does France sell? Wine and Champaign.”

    Thoughts 2 and 3 are completely unconnected. If you spent 10 minutes explaining the connection to him he’d think “I’m smarter than I thought, either way I get money!”