The McDonald’s DoorDash delivery was quite enjoyable despite the angry mobs surrounding his high security oval office.

I would like it to replace clunky GoPro camera to capture outdoor sports adventures.

And there’s an app called “nearby glasses” that’ll notify us when/where anyone nearby has these meta glasses active.

Grains have never been vegetables.

Damn. Glad you got it back. Good on ya loading it up with alarms & security now, and eff those kids for their repeated attempts.

Spend a few months in Vocational school > massage therapist > pass all the licensure tests > earn around $500/day working at a spa.

Nursing?? But OP said “lets me work on a consistent schedule. I’m so sick of having my hours constantly whipped back and forth. I just want to go to bed at the same time every day.”

I don’t think nursing is very forgiving in that regard. They alternate 3 shifts, 24/7, constantly changing it around. No consistent schedules, and say goodbye to going to bed at the same time every day.

How did you get it back after they stole it?

All humans should be deported from planet earth as illegal invasive species, and restore this glorious planet to unicellular organisms.

Yesterday at work (where plenty of our employees are definitely not paid enough to live) I noticed a worker designated to go around checking & replacing & updating all the fire extinguishers 😬

But that woman in the photo looks like she loves her job & loves the tech industry, she will show up gladly every day and do whatever it is she does to earn that 30 million per year. In fact she would probably show up gladly every day and do her work regardless of how much they pay her, which makes me wonder why they’re even paying her at all, we don’t get paid to do things we’re good at & enjoy!

(Wow your time stamps work. The last few years every time stamp I’ve written exactly like that, correctly, simply hasn’t been working. Just links to the beginning of the video. I really need to figure out what’s going wrong.)

pain. Yes, work is pain.

Thank you for sharing your experience. It seems based on your numbers and pre-transition experience, you were always genetically meant to be a woman, low testosterone & low libido just like so many of us!

That cartoon, yeah whenever I’m in a relationship I always end up feeling like the girl in pink. I’m so clingy & obsessed. But when I’m alone I’m stronger getting shit done & being independent & responsible, because there’s no other choice, gotta survive, but so lonely.

If your centaur can giddy-up fast enough, you’re technically qualified for the HOV lane.

Or a sign that says “No mice allowed.” So the mouse will be legally obligated to pack a bindle & move along.

Cartoonist had to be OSHA compliant.

I’ve never personally seen him IRL.

Damn, we’ve got his name, his crime, and current location, and reporting him to the law will do nothing??

As an American with no social skills whatsoever, I get confused & annoyed when people offer me a beverage when I arrive at their house. Like why do they think I’m suddenly thirsty?