

Settle down, grandpa. The world will spin another day if kids enjoy their free period a little bit.


Settle down, grandpa. The world will spin another day if kids enjoy their free period a little bit.


I’ve been messing with the idea of stealing this from them. Just call everything I don’t like woke 🤷🏾♂️
Racism is woke now. Misogyny is woke. Conservative Christianity is woke. Trump is woke. Just give them the whole word and confuse the hell out of everyone.


*special
This was far more difficult than it should’ve been.


I sincerely hope you’re right. I’m American, so I don’t have that kind of faith in humanity lately. By all means though, spread the word.


I don’t disagree. However, anyone who thinks it predicts the future? They won’t be swayed by people who say “nuh uh”. People have been saying that forever. Anyone who thinks to prove it isn’t predictive either already know, or are susceptible to confirmation bias. I’m just calling it what it is: a procedurally generated advice column. Take what resonates, leave what doesn’t. If it affects your mental health, take a step back. It’s not that serious.


Therapy costs money, and isn’t done for fun though. It’s not the same thing. Like, are we trying to tell people who read fortune cookies to go to therapy instead? It’s a dumb interest that some people get way too into. Therapy helps with the obsessive part, which doesn’t need astrology to manifest.


Very reddit to get downvoted for asking a question. But yeah, I saw what I expected. People using astrology improperly, becoming obsessed, and finding consequences. If it doesn’t happen with astrology, it’ll happen with something else. This is a people problem.


People are also talking about John Cena’s heel persona as though it represents anything tangible to reality. Where’s the harm though?


Have any cases of life-destroying choices that can be attributed to astrology?


Astrology used as a predictive engine obviously doesn’t work. Anyone using it that way is using it improperly IMO. It’s more like procedurally generated advice. For example, mine says there’s a conflict between old and new, and to embrace change while drawing on past lessons. Super vague, can apply to anyone. But it resonates and gives me something to focus on. That’s really all there is to it. Trying to “prove” it doesn’t work is like trying to “prove” wrestling is fake. That’s not the point, man.


Can confirm.


Yeah, every sense of community I’ve ever felt with a job was also ruined by that same job. I don’t remotely miss it, and I’m firmly child-free.


Yeah, I see open world games as fancier tabletop games in most cases. Which isn’t a bad thing by any means.
“First two have two” is what made my brain trip and fall.


Woooooosh


Does she feel autonomous to you? Or more like an extension of you? That sounds pretty cool, either way!


That’s…brutal. Are they okay? Did something happen to them? Or is that just what they decided should happen?


That’s adorable. I hope Kiki means a lot to him :)
Ironic. My first thought was to wonder if your comment was the result of a poisoned bot.