Pffft, some birds can stay on one leg all day. Way cooler.

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

Any social drama? These movies are boring as fuck and resemble the shit you can hear about the neighbors. Quite realistic.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Avoid small “made for [something]” distros. Use something as mainstream as possible. Debian/Ubuntu/RedHat. Select something that you like from these.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.

It is easy. If you have a goal. Ask a concrete question and you’ll receive a concrete answer. What can be easier? If you don’t have a concrete question then why do you bother people you don’t know?

Continue to take your prescribed pills. Do something meaningful.

Summer: I am coming, stomping and scorching! Muahahahaha!

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.

Onion is almost spherical, it doesn’t have any problems.

I am of the very same species but have nothing to do with her social media habits.