Oh hey, EA is taking an upcoming sequel, dumping a shit ton of money into it in short time, and trying to get it pushed out the doors with unrealistic sales goals?

I’m certain this has happened many other times but the first and only other example I know off the top of my head is Dead Space 3. “The last game barely sold like we wanted it to sell, so this time you’re going to almost double the previous sales target in less time.”

Fell asleep, woke up, suddenly there’s only 30k left on the EU initiative.

I believe he lives in Poland.

Right, and that is commendable. Just please keep comments like “You guys seem like a fun bunch to hang out with” to yourself, it’s not really adding to the discussion and we don’t need snide remarks about the fear and uncertainty we feel in regards to the collapse of the global environment. Keep that chin up, don’t let people harsh your vibe, but please don’t push down when people are rightfully worried about the future. Things are going to be getting very hard for a lot of people a lot sooner than we were hoping for, it’s only natural that people are going to feel negatively about it.

I don’t understand how anybody can discuss the state of our climate collapse in any positive light.

“I mean hey, the oceans are acidifying faster than we expected, and the AMOC is slowing down, and the ice sheets are melting rapidly, and the ocean is swallowing our coastlines, and global temperatures have jumped significantly in the last several years, and the overall climate has been becoming more extreme and dangerous over the years, and we’re pumping shit into the atmosphere at record paces, and more parts of the earth are becoming uninhabitable, and we’re also dealing with stronger more intense storms and hurricanes, and there’s plastic poisoning everything and everyone everywhere, and we keep dumping heavy metals into the groundwater, and animal populations are declining, but hey, keep that chin up! Don’t listen to those negative nancies, they’ll harshen your vibe.”

A lot of the metros look copy and pasted; whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing.

Anti-woke go broke.

Oh I loved that one as a kid. Any time I install an NES emulator on a device Archon is the first game I add to it.

I get at minimum 10-20 scam calls a day. How I wish I were you.

“slavjank”

What is the time, CV-11?

Help me get citizenship and I’ll get you another signature, plus the anal this fella doesn’t do.

When ya put it like that, it makes capitalism sound kinda like Roko’s Basilisk.

It’s like Roko’s Basilisk playing out in real time, except instead of building a malignant computer out of fear it’s accelerating a fascist takeover.

Evidently, yes.

What a horrid perversion of the very human experience of art. Miyazaki would want nothing of this.

For shame.

No.

Fuck off with your cryptospam bullshit.

How many Halo killers have we forgotten about at this point?

EA sucks balls, but this is one objectively good move from them. It’s worth noting, especially from a games preservation perspective.