Jaden Smith Was A Profit.

You’re absolutely correct and if you haven’t already, you should read Cyclonopedia by Reza Negarestani, which predicts this to a T

And then our glorious soldiers defeated their barbaric warriors and that was our victory in the middle east

Dude… what if?

It’s anecdotal but when I was growing up, every time I would get home from school our dog would be in the backyard burning tires and car batteries. Every time. I don’t even know where he got them.

Saab 900 Turbo never exists and I’m sorry Mother Gaia but that’s not a world I want to live in

The final conspiracy is that there is no conspiracy. We’ve seen how these ultra wealthy act and talk to each other when they think no one’s listening, they really are just complete idiots

Now that it’s been all but confirmed that they allowed Hamas past defences on 10/07 to justify a massive retaliation campaign, this is almost certainly the case

Steinem

The number of people I’ve ever talked to who didn’t know that cows have to be artificially inseminated to produce milk, that they just don’t do it perpetually, naturally, is disturbingly high. As is the number of people who don’t seem to care when they find out.

Indeed. Not saying that adult women don’t face sexist harassment and that that isn’t a problem to solve, but kids shouldn’t be on social media in the first place. Not to mention that social media is 90% bots anyway. The majority of the blame here falls on the parents.

Genuinely smiling right now

Take notes America

Dont worry Japan! Im going back in a month just tryna get my chedda up

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I’ve definitely received more than 20x the blow jobs from gay men than straight women (20x0=0)

Yes, and that person is me (6’3" white, American, straight, male, 4.5" flaccid 7.625" erect, uncut, ladies hmu)

“K-Economy” baby!! Middle class exists as a thought experiment only

I got a cookies n creme one from Cookout for $3.64 the other day

Hello neighbor! Very interesting because down here we call ya’ll “the Northern Folk”