Oh geez Margie!
You should see the other guy
Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.
Nah, too old school. I’d recommend Fissioneral. Want to shred your entire existence and generate energy for three generations of your descendants? It uses the same technology as the sun! Give us a call!
That sounds dope tbh
Fargo Style
I can picture the minced meat being fed to pigs
You mean the Fargo Chips™? 😁
I’m game, sign me up. I don’t want to join any zombie hordes again
hate it when that happens
Again?
There’s actually human composting now, too! (I’m a mortician)
Can you go into details?
Is human composting a mainstream option now, or only offered at select mortuaries?
First step to mulching the rich… ¯\(ツ)/¯
This way you fertilize the land more quickly.
Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.
Dinner and a show you know how to entertain
“It is our most modestly-priced disposal method.”
We’ve had a doozy of a day officer.
I guess it’s at least more environmentally friendly
That would be so metal. I now know how I would want to go out.
I’m ordering one for my funeral so I can rain down on the guests
The Fargo Option
Death by Volvo sounds good to me
Definitely wanna look both ways before crossing when this beast is on the road or no one will see you again
Naturally…
