I don’t want to eat the skin

It apparently is if you are not allowed to get another Voice number…again, for secret reasons

I had a Google Voice number for well over a decade. One day any text I tried to send returned an error message. Went through the automated process to see why and was told, essentially, that “you did something wrong worthy of suspension but we won’t tell you what it is.” Did the appeal thing a couple of times and got little to no useful response. I also found out that, while Google was stopping me from using my Voice number and giving me error messages, they were still allowing people to text and call me with no error on their end so friends, relatives and companies thought I was a ghosting jerk. Finally, after not being able to use Voice for about 4 months, I got the message that “You haven’t been using your voice number so we are going to reallocate it…yesterday.” 10+ years of texts and voice messages just…gone. Last messages from friends (and my mother) who had died…gone. Picture attachments in those texts…gone. Messages telling me that a friend had died and this is when the service is…never received. That was the beginning of my slowly continuing (and almost done) degoogling. Fuck Google…and companies like google.

Yes, “you can look at it while parked” but the spokesperson specifically said:

“responding officers can view live drone footage from their patrol car computers while en route to calls.”

Yes, that sounds safe, looking at video on your laptop while driving to the scene of a crime

Cooking over/near a thermal vent FTW

I have seen videos of Leopard Seals doing the same with fresh penguin kills and their seemingly disgusted looks when the human diver does not accept the gift

Sammy The Slug of UC Santa Cruz would like a word with you

I’m guessing you don’t have chickens (who could totally make that mess) but birds of all sizes also dig and kick with their feet and claws in search of seeds or invertebrates.

And sometimes the priest gives the child herpes when performing the Briss

The salmon seasons on the US West coast have been essentially non-existent for a couple of years. The Abalone season has been suspended for over 5 years. Both of those meats are absolutely amazing, especially when you prepare and eat them the day you caught them. I miss those two the most.

We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”

The momma lion making the decision to walk away and leave her paralyzed cub behind. Having him crawl after her, crying in despair was heart-wrenching

Destroy every factory making glue traps, every fur farm, Palantir, NGO group and the like and maybe tunneling through K Street in DC at high speed

“Well I hope you have good insurance and you (or your child) don’t have a prolonged and painful death” is my usual go to.

Kinda both: Boxer briefs

We need many more Luigis (allegedly)

Now let’s see the related video where he gets his ass kicked please

Small knife/chopstick etc through the plastic grate in front of the speaker does the job too