Your face is weird

(Sorry, my mind is 36 years behind my body)

The one I learned at recess was

This land ain’t your land, this land is my land
You better go back to Ellis Island
If you don’t get off I’ll blow your head off
This land was made for me not you

Alcohol wipes on my ass!?

That’s gonna burn the shit out of my hemorrhoids, no thank you!

How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit? That’s dirty

Next you’ll be telling me I should use a bidet instead of cleaning my ass with the shower wand.

I, too, have played Cyberpunk 2077

I’m glad you posted your original comment. I tend to be pretty tongue-in-cheek, both online and IRL. Sorry if it comes off as abrasive, in my mind it’s all in good fun. Love you and hope you have a fantastic day <3

One small correction. The CIA investigates “foreign” actors, generally outside US borders, but sometimes within as well. FBI investigates “domestic” actors.

For a more in-depth exploration Will Smith made a documentary about this subject in 1998

This is a very good point. In rebuttal

A. I did say “a suitable habitat”

B. I was very clearly shitposting

You’ve considered a capitalist solution, but have you considered

Restorative justice: the spider is a trespasser, but will likely not find enough prey to survive. Capture the spider and relocate it to a suitable habitat where it can thrive. Check on it occasionally to ensure it is doing well

Libertarian anarchism: leave it be. It will die, survive, or thrive on its own terms

Authoritarianism: tell the spider if it doesn’t remove itself it will be arrested, start ordering it to get on the ground, fire 13 rounds at it, preferably missing all shots but hitting a nearby toddler. Institute martial law against the “foreign threat”, citing the recent death of a toddler

Though she doubts her hosts moralities /she seems more at ease /in the land of doing-as-you-please / then outside in the cold

Hello. I say this with all of the kindness in the world.

Please fornicate yourself with a cactus, you absolute twat

Fair point, yeah

Locksmith here. I’m also in a state with these laws, and on top of that there is no licensing for locksmiths. I’m an ALOA member now, but when I first started I would carry a card for my friend’s lock shop. I figured I’d I ever was stopped and searched I could at least present the card as part of a broader plausible deniability. Similar to your acrylic lock. If you have a locksmith shop in your area, grab one of their cards and keep it in your purse. Ideally in your lockpick set if it’s large enough.

Also, a PSA. “Officer safety” does not trump the fourth amendment. If an officer orders you to let them search your purse for “officer safety”, anything found that isn’t related to the safety of the officer is out of bounds legally. That’s an argument for court tho. Make sure that they clearly state they are ordering you to have over your purse/bag/backpack/whatever. If they say “I’m asking you to”, that’s not an order. Saying something like, “With all due respect, I’m not surrendering my fourth amendment rights. If you order me to do something I will comply, and we can argue in court later. I want us both to get home safe tonight.” This shows you’re not volunteering to hand over your stuff, but you’re not resisting, hampering, or obstructing either. It’s a lot to remember, but “is that an order?” Is a great question to ask anytime a cop tells you something

Liar!

Clearly you just smeared some store bought peanut butter on the blender for clout

(Seriously tho, it looks delicious)

Real question. How does one flip small stuff during baking? Your instructions say to flip the peanuts. Lots of baked things are supposed to be flipped halfway through. Flipping peanuts or sweet potato fries is random and haphazard at best. Do you have any techniques that are fast and thorough?

It’s a fair point. Unpopular in this community, but fair. Of course, nuance is rarely rewarded in online discussion

“If you’re not with us, you’re against us. Huh. If you’re not an apple, you’re a banana.”

-Terry Pratchett, Thud

I’m not your pal, buddy

My favorite part is how this chud thinks they can “defend themselves” when cops come to their door with an arrest warrant 😂

Irregardless, we all have our peeves and foibles