I’m not your pal, buddy

My favorite part is how this chud thinks they can “defend themselves” when cops come to their door with an arrest warrant 😂

Irregardless, we all have our peeves and foibles

NGL, I’m racist against “anywho” because my sister says it and she’s super annoying. Is it unfair? Yes. Will I change? Never

Terribly sorry, I try not to be a pedant about these things, but this is major pet peeve of mine. Up there with people saying “anywho”

It’s “lose”.

Loose describes the screw I have

Lose is what I do with my mind on the daily

I love you anyway, have a great day

I did #5 (the embarrassing, not the slapping) to some high school kid in a mall a has been doing some work at. Dude used the original and walked right out. When i came out he was chatting up what looked like a classmate or friend. So I walked by them, close enough to say a quick aside to the girl, and walked on. Pointed directly at him and said “he didn’t wash his hands” and left to the sound of her laughing at him. Or me. Dunno. He wasn’t laughing tho

(I’m a middle-aged construction worker with a wedding ring and resting tired bastard face)

Rules to live by:

1. Don’t be embarrassed by your body, nor the sounds and smells it makes. We are creatures of matter, not ethereal beings of light
2. The toilet is a sacred place where social mores are relaxed. Just don’t talk to other people while you’re relieving yourself or getting your dick sucked
3. Seriously, why are you on the phone in the bathroom? I’m trying to read in here!
4. Wash your hands
5. If you see someone leave a bathroom without washing their hands, and you see that person soon after with a group of people, it is your solemn doody to walk up to their companion, point at them with a fully extended arm, and say slightly louder than socially acceptable “THEY DIDN’T WASH THEIR HANDS”. Walk away with no other comment

The good news is that with this data it makes fighting charges based on flock data slightly easier.

Now, that’s a cherry on top of a shit Sunday, but at least there’s a little whipped cream between the shit and the cherry. (The whipped cream is the ACLU)

Damn. I was only familiar with the Disney Showtune Randy Newman and the Mad TV caricature. This goes hard.

Also, I hate that “redneck” was stolen by fascist idiots that don’t know the origin of the word and think they are somehow oppressed because there aren’t enough jerbs in the middle of the BFE. My great grandfather was a union man and a socialist. We’re talking late 1800s/early 1900s. He wasn’t a redneck, he was a train engineer, but I guaran-goddamn-tee you he would have parked his train on the picket line and joined the strikers if he lived or worked in that area.

Also I’m from the BFE, there’s always work if you’re willing to do it. These spoiled shits rolling coal in their lifted Rams wouldn’t know what to do if their government stopped subsidizing the industries they work in. But of course, they deserve it, unlike those DEI immigrant moochers in the city.

Excuse me, I need to go outside and look at the woods for a bit

So a company taking anything you’ve created (posts, memes, videos, art, etc.), and using it to train their AI is perfectly okay, yes?

99% of the time I’m just there from ddg trying to find a solution for a problem

How many days until there’s a Firefox plug-in to bypass the login requirement?

Mine too. He was on a decline for a while, so I began the grieving process before he passed away. His one year deathiversay hit a lot harder than I expected. A friend of mine said he gets hit every year, and has learned to expect it

I let the feelings pass through me. Sometimes I use the Litany of Fear if it’s really bad, just to remind myself that the acute pain is temporary. I used to share pictures of my jobs with him, and we’d talk about work and different things we had done to finish difficult jobs. I miss him the most when I take a picture of something I’ve done that looks great. It’s the little stab of remembering he’s not here

My faith helps a little, but it doesn’t dull the pain of missing him. Even though I think I’ll see him again, I can’t see him now. If you have a faith in seeing your dad again, hold onto it, and know that missing him is normal and okay. If you don’t have that hope, cherish the memories you have. As long as his name is spoken, he isn’t fully gone

They are. You are correct

Gold star

The books of Judges, Ruth, and Esther are actually pretty engaging for things from antiquity. Some of the nuance is lost if a person isn’t familiar with the cultures of the time. Anything from 1 Samuel about David’s Mighty Warriors (or Men of Fame, or Mighty Men, depending on translation) is usually pretty engaging as well

People don’t usually get driven from religion because it’s boring, they usually are turned off by hypocrisy. “Do this because God says so. Yes I’m not doing it, but [excuse]”. This is true of any religion. Either the person comes to terms with the gap between doctrine and behavior or they turn away from their religion of origin

Yeah, this isn’t going to work for Blue Cheese Anger Issues either

I AM EL NIÑO! ALL TROPICAL STORMS BOW BEFORE ME

I think I did trying to read it

Electricians think their way is the only way. Get three electricians together and you’ll get four ways of running the conduit, and a six hour argument. Electricians are constantly upset because “those bastards in HVAC put the ductwork in my way”. There are three types of screw an electrician will run into in the field, which is why the average electrician owns forty-seven screwdrivers.

Plumbers only need to know three things:

1. Poop rolls downhill
2. Payday is Friday
3. Don’t chew your fingernails

Oh, and if you want to piss off a pipe fitter, call them a plumber