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Cake day: June 15th, 2023

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  • There’s a false dichotomy about about storing #DogShit in your refrigerator: don’t do it, or just smear it all over the entire interior.

    I can’t speak to other appliances, but refrigerators offer a third option: partitioning the dog shit. This can be for anyone with a refrigerator.

    • You can select a dedicated area for the dog shit, like the vegetable drawer; users will know it’s full of dog shit because of the warning provided by the smell.
    • People who don’t open the vegetable drawer won’t have to see the dog shit.
    • You’ll have to manually open the vegetable drawer to access the dog shit.

    Basically, it puts the dog shit in quarantine, without taking up all the interior space for your food.

    I like that option for our refrigerator, social.poop, and it’s the one we voted to implement earlier this year.

    We know that dog shit already hosts biohazards (e.g., Giardia). We know that some reasonable folks have already stepped in it while attempting to dodge some other kind of shit.

    This option makes it clear that dog shit isn’t safe to store in your fridge, while allowing coprophiles to do exactly that.

    Every household will implement the option that makes sense to them, of course.





  • Whole time I was in basic, only saw one bastard with the balls to approach the dessert stand.

    3 MTI’s were on him immediately with shit like

    “WHAT’S YOUR PT SCORE, TRAINEE??!!”

    This dude happened to be a fucking beast, so scoring a 100 barely made him break a sweat - so ofc he told them 100.

    And in standard MTI sarcastic hyper-aggression: “OH WELL GO RIGHT AHEAD THEN, EAT THAT TRASH AND SEE HOW LONG YOU KEEP THAT SCORE! YOU ENJOY THAT, TRAINEE!!”

    Dude replies “Yes sir!”, sits down facing the MTI table, and took his time eating a slice of cheesecake.

    I don’t think that dude will ever enjoy a dessert more than he did that day lol.