The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

May I subscribe to Pelican Facts?

Why doesnt everyone switch from Windows???

Love that 30 day warranty

Obvious troll is obvious

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream

Google trends shows that a search for “did Joe Biden drop out?” Spiked on election day.

Yes he did, months ago. American dont even know who they are voting for.

Your mom is a funicular railway

They’re not wrong

“Have” vs “control”

Ho Ho Ho

Bed Bath and beyond, a piece of shit home-goods store

Yes.

Works pretty good to fill up an air mattress, or an airbag offroad jack

Humans?

And high self confidence

I thought it was to create a sense of urgency, like they have somewhere to be but they really can’t wait to spit this truth nugget in your ear

So hes a cuck

Switch to crack

Its THE tabloid, like a mean spirited onion.