This may come as a shock to you, but one can drive a sports car not like a jackass. Statistically, the vast majority of drivers of sports cars drive them completely normally.

According to all known laws of aviation…

This cat has a side quest for us!

My closest regional hospital is a steaming pile of shit. I’d gladly go to the slightly further one that is not a steaming pile of shit if asked.

With what funding to pay the lawyers with?

They’re actually forward slashes 🤓

Wait can I get paid too? I don’t follow any politicians on social media. Sign me up!

Heaven forbid people checks notes care about something

Welp. Spotify. Lol. I don’t listen to anything mainstream, so I eventually get recommended new things I like.

Other than that, I sometimes listen to Twitch DJ streams, and there’s occasionally songs that really catch my attention that way.

You mean a wiki?

Townsends is a little bit later than medieval, but scratches that same itch. Their stuff is high quality too.

https://youtube.com/@townsends

Like you can resell stuff but that’s gross

Buy a switch that someone is just going to throw away, fix it, resell it as refurbished, that kind of thing.

Huh? So are you for or against reselling?

Not a single thought between those eyeballs

!cuterating @Thorry84

The ghost bartender in The Shining was racist

I had my last phone for 5 years, current phone is on its 4th year and I have no plans to change that

No, but sometimes it does feel like it. It also hurts just as much to be accused of being something that you’re not.

I had a comp sci teacher pronounce “data” and “database” differently. Drove me up a wall. I don’t even care which way you say it, just make it the same ffs

Good job Nintendo, you opened the $80 floodgate

I ask where people are, so I have a general sense of time zone and I know when to expect to be able to message them when they’re awake