Over time it figures out which words you use and doesn’t clobber your vernacular as much. You also can get good at watching the suggestions and picking the right one rather than finishing typing the word

I think it’s more a matter of knowing the qwerty layout and trusting that the autocorrect will help you if you mess up.

I think you’re using the word “cryptolalia” wrong

But where did the lighter fluid come from?

Honque*

🇲🇶🦆💬"Ouai"

The origin of this expression is because the French do not believe that Quebec is real.

Finally, a playgroup with availability!

To paraphrase Matt Colville, they will rescue a beautiful dragon from a ravening princess.

That would probably actually be a decent age verification scheme

You might even say that the name of the artist is deliberately buried

Me too! I’ve never been in a serious relationship before and so it’s very exciting to have such a promising start.

“Wait and see” for what though? Meta is already a known bad actor in social media. Why give them the benefit of the doubt?

It just finished. I think it went really well. We didn’t even end up playing video games, we just talked for like 4 hours straight. We got to know a lot about each other and shared some kind of vulnerable/personal stories which felt nice and supportive.

Internet Tamarians

I had a promising second date lined up on Wednesday, which got rescheduled to Friday because she wasn’t feeling well on Wednesday, and then cancelled on Friday afternoon because she tested positive for COVID.

I drove 7h to visit my parents for a few weeks yesterday and realized last night that I forgot the charging cables for my laptops (work and personal) at my place. Had to order new ones on Amazon and need to budget my laptop battery until they arrive :/

I rescheduled the date to be a video call/online gaming date tonight. I just hope my parents’ wifi can handle it 😅

“Okay, then hand me your phone unlocked and give me as much time as I want to poke around your browser history, files, and photos.”

Haiti and Lichtenstein had the same flag and didn’t realize it until the Olympics.

Drifloon: steals and murders child

Drifloon: “it’s just a prank bro!”

Even the A hole?