Wouldn’t putting sauce on before putting in the oven prevent the cheese from doing a maillard? That’s half the draw of pizza to me, is browned cheese.

"Can’t Elon Musk do anything? What about Trump?”

Why would you not realize that those two fucks are just as insane as Khomeini?

We do? I wash my head and asshole with the same stuff I use on my horse.

But the emojis help, right?

RIGHT?

I have 54 solar panels that are 1x2m apiece (108m2 total), and they generate barely enough to keep my house running in the winter, and have to be supplemented by a generator in the winter for December and January since it’s entirely offgrid.

I don’t think a couple panels on a balcony are doing much more than charging a couple phones.

Could probably buy a box of 7.62x39 with that.

You couldn’t pay me to go to a movie at a theatre.

They’ve sanctioned a number of the ICC judges and made their lives difficult just to be dicks.

I don’t think we want to see what the world’s biggest military would do if there were large-scale attacks on American soil. This planet would be a smoking ruin before calmer heads prevailed. They lost their fucking minds for more than a decade after the WTC strikes and still haven’t recovered, and are currently backsliding.

Man, fuck that.

That whole series is a classic. A great universe-building.

Frederick Pohl would be another from that era that was an excellent writer.

Its affirmation therapy for insecure people. “Somebody likes the thing I like!”

Its literally being done now. Its excruciating.

I’ve bought several Dell laptops over the last 20 years, the Windows install on them was strangled in it’s crib every time, and it was still miles cheaper than these other vendors.

If anyone needs to have Linux preinstalled on their computer and can’t click through the 3 steps in a typical Linux install nowadays, they probably should use something like a SpeakNSpell instead of a computer.

In my area, when they ask what you do and you say “I’m a farmer” things get really serious really fast.

Usually the blood is enough of an indication.

If a home automation product isn’t self hosted, it can fuck right off

I tried to get into carrying a multitool but it’s too big for and I never found I needed much besides the knife. Besides, if you try hard enough, everything is the right tool for the job.

Linus makes me laugh.

I would hazard a guess that Gabe rarely leaves the house. He’s probably more carbon-neutral than 90% of the self-congratulatory twats on this platform.

Peter Thiel may be the Antichrist and he’s just throwing around all this end-days mumbo jumbo to throw us off. The safe bet would be to execute Peter Thiel just to be safe. If we’re wrong, it’s not like we’re any worse off.