I’ve bought several Dell laptops over the last 20 years, the Windows install on them was strangled in it’s crib every time, and it was still miles cheaper than these other vendors.

If anyone needs to have Linux preinstalled on their computer and can’t click through the 3 steps in a typical Linux install nowadays, they probably should use something like a SpeakNSpell instead of a computer.

In my area, when they ask what you do and you say “I’m a farmer” things get really serious really fast.

Usually the blood is enough of an indication.

If a home automation product isn’t self hosted, it can fuck right off

I tried to get into carrying a multitool but it’s too big for and I never found I needed much besides the knife. Besides, if you try hard enough, everything is the right tool for the job.

Linus makes me laugh.

I would hazard a guess that Gabe rarely leaves the house. He’s probably more carbon-neutral than 90% of the self-congratulatory twats on this platform.

Peter Thiel may be the Antichrist and he’s just throwing around all this end-days mumbo jumbo to throw us off. The safe bet would be to execute Peter Thiel just to be safe. If we’re wrong, it’s not like we’re any worse off.

Slackware was doing this before you were born.

It doesn’t expire until 2036, long after the current twat will be pushing up the daisies that are getting watered by warm piss.

Don’t you have an emergency goat? That’s the one you get the cheese from.

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I figured you did. It’s the guy you were replying to that seems confused.

Someday, maybe, the Paxton-bot will become self-aware.

You really don’t understand what a browser engine is, do you?

I find Nextcloud Cookbook pretty great for just pulling the schemas.org recipe out of an URL. And it presents it nicely. One of the few apps I actually use in NC besides the file functions, I have hundreds of recipes in there.

I drive now! Good luck everyone else!

This silly bitch works for an organization that’s named after one of the shitbirds that put them in this position.

God, what a bunch of fucking idiot cowards.

To be fair, the farmer bailout is a drop in the bucket of what they’re down over lost sales to China and higher fertilizer prices. Like, have the day you voted for and all that, but 12B is 1% of this years military budget.

Fruity boomerang.