Match!!

this is actually a case for using a block of text over a white background at the top instead of this retro meme format

I’m actually doing really well (but I’m getting some survivor’s guilt from that)

It’s just about the only piece of AI art I’ve ever liked so well done

Can you rephrase this with better grammar and punctuation? (If you are more proficient in another language feel free to use that language.)

I think coming down from trees was fine but the whole human migration better have had a damn good reason

Agreed, science is essentially set up as a competition such that disproving important things is also rewarded; reproducibility comes up more for niche fields

Yeah, I just learned how axolotl is pronounced from SciShow Kids

At this point, Facebook users should qualify as a vulnerable population

There’s a lot of things that can go into being “stupid”, and it’s important to remember that these are largely conditions that are debuffing them rather than inherent features of who they are. Most specifically, huge deaths of the population (61% as of Oct 2023) are living paycheck-to-paycheck in the US and have little to fall back on - that kind of perpetual, hopeless stress can greatly fatigue you and occupy your higher reasoning. Moreover, a number of people have become “locked in” to certain kinds of facts - for example the belief that America is inherently good or that God actively relieves suffering; they would have to put their axioms through substantial reevaluation and fresh information to be able to cross through uncertainty and then accept contrary facts, and their living conditions make that difficult.

have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

Whoa. You mean I can get Chicken in a Biskit without the Biskit??

when you get sick and you can finally justify eating sleeve of saltines 😋

The thunk on the table. The screech of shattering wood as the table legs splinter. The chiming-scream of windows blowing out

Fucking this, yeah. Feeling pretty excited for it though 2023 really raised my bar for indie games, especially RPGs

this thing is ripe for bone hurting, is there a bone hurting juice community

This seems less effective than the injectable PrEP?

brassica, on a first date? you’re living in a different world than me

Honestly incredible that this joke has taken 40 years to happen

oh great now I’m thinking about SS13

(But not really, the opposite actually, start multiplying already)

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