Fingering?
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maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•It's only offensive to a specific group of people
1·1 year agoReminds me when Morgan Freeman said he didn’t want a Black History Month, I immediately went like “dude, shut the f*** up”.
maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's impossible to defend any amount of alcohol consumption without sounding like an alcoholic.
2·1 year agoThat’s true, my wifi was coming and going so I didn’t get to elaborate more in my original comment.
maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The best place to get water from a hotel room is the shower head
7·1 year agoTo quote user Earflap: what?
maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's impossible to defend any amount of alcohol consumption without sounding like an alcoholic.
16·1 year agoThat’s because the amount of alcohol you need to survive is 0, sugar on the other hand is both, needed and “bad”.
maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Write any opinion about the Fediverse, and I will respond on disagreement.
6·1 year agoYou’re probably thinking of “Fediprose”.
maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Write any opinion about the Fediverse, and I will respond on disagreement.
4·1 year agoIt tastes like cheese.
Yeah, the company that donated one million dollar to a mfer that promised nothing but fascism is not fascist…
maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You StopEnglish
38·1 year ago“You almost ran over a five year old with your oversized vehicle, thanks for breaking! This segment is brought to you thanks to BetterHelp…”
maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Those YouTube ads everyone hates made $10.4 billion in just three monthsEnglish
14·1 year agoFortunately LibreTube and NewPipe exist 👍
maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•having epilepsy is just your body occasionally involuntary doing the worm
5·1 year agoContorting until fainting is not dancing, unless you have some sick and twisted definition of what dancing is.
User TheFeatureCreature said everything else there’s to say.
maxalmonte14@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Sweat pants are probably the least sweated in piece of clothing
6·1 year ago“and then they radiate the smell of ass sweat” LOL. Can I steal this for a comedy beat? 😂
Farting.