Now I want to play it too, LOL.

I’d struggle 'cause 俺の日本語は上手じゃない, but I like torturing myself anyways.

This got me very excited, but with the source being “trust me, bro,” I better not get my hopes up.

There’s this Italian restaurant near me, everything time I went I asked for a marinara pizza with eggplant, mushrooms, onions, and olives on top. Tastier stuff I have ever eaten. Eggplant is the secret ingredient, and yes, it works great on pizza.

I once saw someone describe memes as “boilerplate humor” and I now I can’t get that concept out of my head.

Gotta watch that one.

It’s alright if it’s company time.

Catholic… Sexually active… Oh boy! I don’t like where this is going!

I don’t think so. I mean, yes, at first, but as soon as you explain to them the effects of alcohol they would get it. In fact, they would probably ask themselves why people drink it in the first place.

[CAPITALISM INTENSIFIES]

Perhaps there aren’t when you’re a 5 year-old kid and know shit about social etiquette.

[three hours of yelling]

Oh, you are Latino too, I see.

My mother always told me to take the truth, then one day she bought a glass oven dish, wrapped it in gift paper, and gave it to herself. Nothing wrong there, we all deserve nice shit from time to time. The thing is, she later took me to visit her sister (my aunt) and told her “someone” gave her the oven dish. I burst out laughing and said “that’s a lie, she gave it to herself.” She probably wanted to live the fantasy of someone else getting nice things for her? I don’t know. My aunt looked very puzzled, and I think my Mom whooped my ass later on.

The morale is: say nothing.

Pues recogelas, Sigfrido.

¿Qué?

Hummus is just chickpea butter.

Is this a Famicom/NES game? It looks like fun.

If you are referring to Nintendo as a trading card company I don’t think Hanafuda cards are meant to be collected and traded like say, Magic the Gathering. If you are referring to GameFreak/The Pokémon Company as a trading card company, well, that actually came later on. Also, the “gotta catch 'em all” slogan was not part of the original vision, and I think they made it up for the international release of the anime and/or game; thus, it was most likely an American invention to — indeed — sell more crap.

I code in Python.

Well, that’s depressing.

Funny how Resident Evil was not mentioned, it was probably the first franchise I thought of.

Quest RPG seems nice tho. Just my kind of game.

Farting.