I didn’t get it at first, but good joke, close enough to whole ass.

I don’t have many answers, but a couple more things to think about:

The fixture needs to handle the increased heat and wattage.

If you’re using something built in, the switch also needs to handle increased wattage.

Most of the above are probably not designed to handle “dimming” to control the heat.

Electric blankets might be a good starting place

Also, LEDs are generally about efficient production of light with less heat waste; I don’t think it’s likely to meet your needs.

I think it’s a cool idea, please let us know if you’re successful!

They have quite a few posts that are primarily about design philosophy. It’s clear they put a lot of time and effort into it. One of my favorites that has driven a lot of innovation in you can interact with the game is

https://zero-k.info/mediawiki/Cold_Takes/3_-_Fight_your_opponent,_not_the_UI

One that I find myself coming to a sort of grudging agreement with is (veterancy for units isn’t good):

https://zero-k.info/mediawiki/Cold_Takes/15_-_Experiences_With_Veterancy

Thank you, zero k interface is amazing, and their “cold takes” show a design philosophy I constantly find myself wishing I’d find pretty much everywhere else.