Spirit Halloween has a butterfly this year.

“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”

Hello?

#Hello?

Eggs and bricks with tacos painted on them. No reason to waste any tasty tacos!

From… screenshots?

This is lovely

They also call him Zukerberg at least twice.

So you have somewhere to set your shower beer!

Maybe the marines saw him snacking on a box of crayons and they got confused, assuming he must be one of theirs?

maybe

And even still, not everything of any particular code is recyclable.

I finally discovered that what is accepted in my recycle cart is determined by who will buy it for recycle. For example, some company might buy yogurt tubs and milk jugs but not other shapes of the same plastics.

Colonel Musktard?

I’m sorry

And I’ve heard the majority of his kids are IVF/surrogate… does Leon even fuck?

It’s Bozo the clown’s clown girlfriend with whom he cheated on his wife. Now they cosplay rural Americans in photoshoots with pickup trucks and cowboy hats to seem relatable because having a super yacht that has its own yacht is pretty goddamn extravagant.

Costco pharmacy near me was selling levonorgestrel emergency contraceptive for $6/dose as of a couple weeks ago.

The square with crimped edges bags have plastic in the paper so that the edges will fuse closed.

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang