How dare you! You don’t know me!

Nah, I loved gulping that battery acid

I remember their orange juice being so thick and rich for something like 30p per litre. The richer parents bought the brands with pulp

remember when Tesco products were white packages with blue stripes?

Not pictured: the anteater under her dress.

Trusts don’t pay inheritance tax, and LTD companies don’t pay capital gains. Loophole’s everywhere, by design

*straightens tie*
“Still got it!”

If you’re a billionaire, that’s 10M dollars given per child assuming no taxes

Climate Scientists:

• The lightbulb is broken, and there’s reason to believe that the ceiling might cave in
• Offers advice on how to fix the contacts, or to replace the bulb entirely, or put up struts to support the ceiling in an impassioned plea to the higher ups.
• CTO is committed already to candles, CFO wants to wait and see what happens, and CEO labels it as a marketing problem.

stererypical, more like stare a RIP ickle, amirite

I said regressives, most of which I’d wager are cishet men.

That doesn’t count cishet men outside of the regressive group. I hope, otherwise I’d be in trouble with myself

hah that’s true, good point

Sell it to women first and let them broadcast that they wont date any regressives.

Im assuming the regressives are mostly young cishet men

I know two 9anime copycats, and they are excellent

and what’s the deal with airplane food!?

Hah true, never met one without a pair somewhere

Hahaha! Well there is that old myth about one never quite being less than 6 feet away from a rat in London. Mostly a myth, and even more so these days as Fox’s are abundant

This is how German’s identify each other at They Might Be Giants concerts. It’s bewildering to watch them circle up in formation like that

oh, doy! blinded by the numbers, fixed now

Let me know if you spot any more goofs

35,863,120 sesterces = (times by 2) 71,726,240 loafs of bread = (divide by 3) 23,908,746 USD

Isn’t that right?