Midnight Wolf

Famous last words :p

We got a tictactoeologist over here

“why do I have all these parts left over?”

I’m poor af but I’m fine with a $0.02 tax to maintain an infrastructure so uh… I think you got your teams mixed up there

[citation needed]

“don’t care”

still comes back to argue

hmmmmmmm

“obviously fake ai sludge”

The phrase is incorrect

It will actually be on film, or saved digitally. The camera is merely the tool to capture it.

taking notes

resturaunt staff are some wild freaks

soon

Breaking news: “WW3 starts over an insult due to a mistranslated phrase at the G7 summit. We will be nuked in 37 seconds. Fuck like rabbits, it’s all we can do. Now over to Robert with traffic.”

MFW it was a move operation, not a copy 😵

You can’t, but I sure as fuck will

Would it be better to piss on the staff, or…?

As someone who only used Tumblr for porn, this sounds awful. Especially because they banned porn forever ago. IG must be like a black hole or something.

Turn the DNS off and on again, too

the right thing

Hospital IT: yes I hear you are having trouble with your TV not working, let me just grabs ventilator plug

Patient: flailing

IT: relax, I know what I’m doing

[ticket closed]

washing machine

overflow

heh 🫧

Should someone tell him that there’s this neat new intention called “the world wide web” and that you can talk to people, and see on-demand titties, using it?

E: “cousin! want to go bowling? what about some titties?”