Midnight Wolf

OneMinus

I’m in a pretty bad way, unfortunately. Stroke ‘survivor’ at 21, with more-or-less the right side of my body as deadweight :(. I wasn’t in very good condition before but since, I’m a burden to everyone around me.

This, + my health is awful (so I’m not going to subject another being to a rerun of my suffering), and 💕 boys 💕

I have a filter that checks for “Fwd:” and immediately trashes it. If you cant be bothered to format even the subject line, you’re a lost cause. Cut down significantly on useless shit from my parents especially.

I have like 150 other filters that sort messages into folders, trash others, and immediately permanently delete others. My inbox now has 1-5 messages in the morning, and usually 1 or 2 throughout the day, vs the like 25-50 daily. Having unique email addresses for each recipient is great too, since if you unsubscibe from some garbage and it doesn’t actually unsubscibe (fuck you, AT&T Business), you can just blackhole it and it’s gone.

I prefer email to texting or calling, since there’s less expectation of a rapid response, but I got tired of getting so much garbage all the time - and I was already actively trying to keep my inbox clean 15+ years ago.

Microsoft, monday morning: “how the fuck do we buy Linux?”

Being a scalper on the internet? It’s more likely than you think

I’ve heard it requires a DLL to disable steams basic drm, and it’s been that way for 20+ years.

But I need a return on my investment now! Short term profits! Short term profits! SHORT TERM PROFITS!

…yes?

Ah, you have one of those electric diesel cars I’ve been hearing about

It’s showtime

It’s a banana balloon landing, what could it cost? $10?

Me, backing up full throttle on the ‘to’ lanes: big brain time 😎

Gigabrain

I’d rather have the CEO buy me a new car, but y’know, perspectives and all that. I’m just working my ass off for a 1b 1ba and a used Toyota Yaris, so really they deserve a new Jaguar this week.

LO is a fork of OO after there was a spat (it’s been like, at least 15y now); LO is the successor, most have migrated long ago

Hey hun, wake up, new No Kings protest just dropped

Cyberpolice

Hey, it looks like your plane has chickenpox, might want to get that checked out

Toby Keith - Red Solo Cup (Unedited Version)