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Lol my dad left me everything he had when he died. So, I got a truck.

When my mom goes, my sister and I might get to split a house we don’t want that’s on its third or fourth refinancing.

I guess if your parents don’t have an inheritance to give you just never consider not getting one to be a problem.

Make people leave a review before they’re allowed to view a review. Or, something along those lines. A few reviews for free, then you gotta contribute

Crazy how they can spend nearly the whole year offering “discounts”. Its almost like they mark them up way more than they need to on purpose so they can pretend they’re giving us a deal the rest of the time.

No that’s because they got all them teeth and ain’t got no toothbrush

I know correlation ≠ causation, but I really want to believe your relationship was ruined because your wife was sneaking out in the middle of the night to use Windows

How do we get him to do it again?

Let’s eat Grandpa.

Let’s eat, Grandpa.

Don’t worry, they’ll drop 12 soon to make people prefer 11