What about
joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it’s hilarious.Joe who?
Joe mama
Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.
Never merge. Only cherry pick.
You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently
How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?
I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.
Conflict resolution only through melee combat.
Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.
“live” didn’t make it onto the list, I see.
Looks like it died.
HEAD
It’s master3. Don’t question it!
prod
I like prod because it makes less assumptions on stability. It is what is being used, good luck with the rest.
Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.
hunter2
Why would you name a branch just 7 asterisks?
belay your panic. even mommy cannot save you.
“testing”
don’t wake up. fourth row just dropped.
🤡 for master
👽 for test
💩 for dev
branch (i always commit directly to the main branch so i only have one, so why bother naming it. also YOU CANT STOP ME FROM DOING IT BWAHAHAHAHAHA)
“test”
Developshould be Chaotic Evil.Latest
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