Though it probably also greatly decreases the odds of anyone knowing your last word.
Roald Dahl, trying to have nice last words, to his family: “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much."
Actual last words, getting hit with a needle of morphine: “ow, fuck!”
If the situation calls for it, I would be too tempted to say:
“What are you gonna do? Shoot me?”
“Whoopsie daisy. I started a nuclear meltdown.”
Whistles and walks away
Can someone uwu that sentence?
Whoopsie daisy. I stawted a nucweaw mewtdown.
UwUpsie daisy
FTFY
One of the super hazy vague memories of the crash that broke my neck and back when 2 SUVs played bumper cars in front of me on a bicycle commute was me saying: “Well that sucks.” – Very VERY nearly my last words.
So, from my experience, “Whoops!” is the statement of your murderer. Most people with a kill to death ratio greater than zero probably share this feature.
I have also been in a lot of accidents and it’s kinda surprising how often it’s just “oh no, not again”
After getting hit by a car one time enough to roll up it and off the side my words were “not the worst day I’ve had” before going to the hospital.
‘Oh no, not again’ is something a bowl of petunias would say at the time of reincarnation.
