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iamdisappoint@reddthat.com to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 天前

It was best as a silly toy language in the 1990's...

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It was best as a silly toy language in the 1990's...

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iamdisappoint@reddthat.com to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 天前
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    Real programmers are language agnostic. Anyways what’s the project?

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      We’re writing an online banking service entirely in brainfuck. Backend, frontend, even middleend if we have to

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        I enjoy the contradiction of middleend

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          The middlemiddle

          E: My backend don’t middlemiddle, it forks

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          It took me a solid half-dozen tries not to pronounce it “mid-leend.” After that much effort, I decided to let my dumb brain win and go with it.

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        Would you take a Quake-like written in Pascal?

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      For something you’re getting paid for, sure. But if you’re contributing in your free time for fun or whatever, presumably you’d prefer to use a language you actually like.

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      Yes and no. “Real” programmers care about engineering choices ; and JS is the cardboard of programming languages.

      Perfect for packaging (which in this metaphor is UI), horrible for building a bridge with. And vice-versa, I wouldn’t try and make amazon packaging out of reinforced concrete.

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        But for fun both bridge out of cardboard and packaging out of concrete might work, tastes differ ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)_⁠/⁠¯

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      Real programmers will write in a way that user’s resources are not being wasted because you need a full browser, a JS runtime, and DOM juggling, to show even the simplest application.

      It’s not rare for simple JS applications to consume over half a gigabyte of RAM on startup, and way more CPU than their native counterparts. That this was normalized and even defended is stupid.

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        I think you’re thinking of Electron apps, but that’s not really a criticism of JavaScript, that’s a criticism of Electron. There are plenty of JS platforms that don’t require a browser/DOM. React Native is the biggest example. Also, GJS if you want native Linux apps.

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        Node does not require an excessive amount of resources.

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      Real programmers are language agnostic

      Thought terminating sentence.

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        It can’t be a programming humor post without somehow even more mind-numbing stuff in the comments. Just part of the fun

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        More like, no true scotsman

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          Real carpenters don’t walk away from a job because the hammer is their least favorite brand.

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            their least favourite hammer brand:

            il_600x600.1166470077_cjnf-721892692

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            Real carpenters bring their own hammer.

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            I once had a hammer head get loose and fly off the handle.

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            But if the screws are nails.

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      Sorry, but Rust triggers me way too much.

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      the bash language server is in nodejs…

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        And it shouldn’t

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      I always knew I am not a real programmer

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        Also real programmers have impostor’s syndrome.

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