• 667@lemmy.radio
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    2 days ago

    This guy is trying to rip you all off.

    My firm can do it in 3 weeks for $2000, and for an additional $8000 we’ll include our patented Knowledge Crystals which when placed under your pillow imparts the hyper advanced course while you sleep.

    • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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      Knowledge crystals are an unproven technology. For only $9590 per week you can rent my proven knowledge smoothie maker. For the low price of $500 per knowledge smoothie mix pouch you can mix the learning right into your daily diet!