• AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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    Ya gotta spend money to make money. You’ll learn tips and trick like this in my online class. For only $1000 per class you too can be a wise billionaire. My 7 week course includes lessons on being rich, getting rich, and staying rich. If you pay an extra $4000 per class you can access the accelerated advanced course for super smart people.

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      Ya gotta spend money to make money.

      I mean, that’s technically true. If someone handed me 5 million, I could invest 4.5 million and live pretty comfortably for 5 to 10 years off the remaining 500k. In that time, the 4.5 million in the stock market would probably grow to around 9 million over 10 years. That’s why it’s difficult to get rich but easy to get richer.

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      This guy is trying to rip you all off.

      My firm can do it in 3 weeks for $2000, and for an additional $8000 we’ll include our patented Knowledge Crystals which when placed under your pillow imparts the hyper advanced course while you sleep.

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        Knowledge crystals are an unproven technology. For only $9590 per week you can rent my proven knowledge smoothie maker. For the low price of $500 per knowledge smoothie mix pouch you can mix the learning right into your daily diet!

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    Have you tried about saying something funny about sex on a livestream?

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    I know a lot of people don’t see commercials anymore but I do and man the online gambling ones that suggest you are guaranteed to get rich if you play their game is just crazy. luckily its political ad season so they have been knocked off a bit.