The type of thing where someone in a general school chat promotes something like the nft collection they are minting and you want to passively aggresivelly respond
Yeah, concern trolling is great for this. “Oh my god, Jennifer’s account has been hacked by some bot selling essential oils! Someone should call her up and tell her so she can change her password.”
That’s a really good one
What the hell is this link
This might be a bot, careful what links you click
I’ll start. “Ah, someone got their account stolen”
*stolen
Fixing it thank you!
“FYI, some troll hacked your account and is posting stupid shit.”
“Pretty sure that’s a bot everybody, careful what links you click”
“Wow, I would never have the courage to do that.”
My favourite so far!
Whenever someone has a very traditional, conservative discourse online, I like to ask if their vision is based on movement. 🦖
Oh I love this, this is really really good
I’m really fond of this one… You can use it in so many contexts.
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“Yikes”.
I can’t tell you how much I care what you think. Thanks very much for sharing!
If everyone was as perfect as you, the world would be a very boring place.
Wow. Thousands of years, billions of humans. And I got lucky to find the one human who is the pinnacle of evolution, who possesses all knowledge, has unlocked the secrets of the universe. How did you achieve this? Please, tell me your secret.
“ok”
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(Low effort helps)
This one even has a bunch of great gifs to supplement it if they insist on engaging.
“I wonder how much you could really sell them for?” might be too subtle. You might need to bring up https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/sep/22/nfts-worthless-price
You could do something less subtle and say something “Ah, I remember when I collected Beanie Babies. There was this awesome one called Cuddly Buggy that cost me like 3 days of waiting in line and 3,000 dollars! I bet it’s worth like 9 million now.” Replace beanie babies with Pokemon cards, Magic cards, etc.
“Let’s change the subject.”
“Cool! What are they for?”
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A simple “no thanks“ will accomplish that and more. They know exactly what you’re saying because every crypto bro is incredibly defensive, but your plausible deniability is basically 100% airtight and the more they push back against it the more it’ll make others walk away. You just have to 100% lie to their face and say you meant nothing by it.
I’m going to fuck your dad and give him a child that he actually loves.
I read it as a male and was confused for a few seconds.
I’m a guy too. It’s a quote from a female streamer that has been passed around my friend group for a while.
That’s not passive aggressive. That’s just aggressive.
Especially if he follows through. That’s everything but passive 😬
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Classic!
