• med@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Chef Boyardee and Heinz Tinned Spaghetti.

    If I’m doing a grocery shop alone, I can’t be trusted not to buy some. Sometimes I bring some home. Sometimes it doesn’t make it.

    Oh yeah, I like it cold too. I know I’m a monster.

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      1 year ago

      You eat cold Chef Boyardee in the car before you even get home from the store?

      Wtf dog

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          Before you gave those up did you smoke while eating car ravioli and keep a cup of burnt drip in the same hand as your cigarettes? From an observing perspective would that be better or worse than watching someone bone sober fuck up a cold can of soup?

          (Edit to add though congrats on being able to quit those! I’ve managed to be alcohol free for almost two years now shits tough. Had to ditch caffeine too I started feeling like I was going to have a heart attack any time I had some)

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      My coworkers look at me like I’m a monster for just grabbing a fork and eating the chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs straight out of the can.