he sees you when you’re sleeping
😶
he knows when you’re awake
😐
he knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake
☹️
do not open that sarcophagus. that corpse is a fucking vampire.
But he brings gifts to warm our blackened consumer souls and only occasionally snacks on a family member.
Can’t be, he doesn’t have to ask for permission before sliding down the chimney!
doesn’t have to. He’s santa. everyone welcomes him into their homes.
Unboxing on the 24th
I would love to see this reported on one of those local news channels with a policy of pretending that Santa is real.
How can he be there, when he was just here giving out presents to all the children?? 🤠
Ain’t no way they found Santa in that. He’s busy taking back his elfs from Bezos.
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There is a long story already about his remains…
