Merlu@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 days agoWhat's the funniest belief you had when you were a child ?message-squaremessage-square183fedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1211arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the funniest belief you had when you were a child ?Merlu@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square183fedilinkfile-text
When i was a child, i believed autopilot really worked like in the movie Airplane, that it was an inflatable dummy.
minus-squarefool@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-210 days agoPremises: My family watches the news for [weather] and [ye local murder]. My friend says: his dad says: “the news lies.” Parents are trustworthy, and cops can’t lie to the news. Conclusion: They lie about the WEATHER!?
minus-squareNemoder@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 days agoThey frequently do! Like when they report on catastrophic flooding by finding a stopped up drain and standing in it ankle deep and shouting about how awful it is as cars drive by behind them on the slightly wet roads.
Premises:
Conclusion:
They lie about the WEATHER!?
They frequently do! Like when they report on catastrophic flooding by finding a stopped up drain and standing in it ankle deep and shouting about how awful it is as cars drive by behind them on the slightly wet roads.