Or, hear me out: neither. Make your devices cry when they try to display the number of unopened emails you have.

But I don’t want Brütal Legend 2. How much for Psychonauts 3?

“What would you do if you saw me naked in your kitchen?”

“Call the cops.”

Reminds me of the Family Guy bit:

“I’m a Seventh Day Adventist! We believe all the same things you do, but the sabbath is Saturday!”

“WHAT?!”

“Tower, we’re losing altitude rapidly.”

“Skill issue.”

I think too many sites run on Google AdSense (if it’s even still called that) for that to be a problem. If they give up on Google, there’s not much point.

Who in the world downvoted you within 3 hours on a 4 day old thread?!

Also, recipe blogs are a great source of information on shrinkflation. Going to the store to look for a package size that no longer exists is fun.

Also, Jack Reacher is a great name for a gay porn star.

It would be, anyway. I have one for review and improvement.

Some of these responses are so nuts that they might be your aunts conspiring to fuck with you. Or caterers desperate to sell one more plate. It’s like they never visit graves or even talk about the person that died again. Are you even ever going to see these people again?

Fuck what your dad wants. Ask your mom/siblings if they need the support, if you like them. And if you do go, you can literally fart on your aunts. I can’t fathom why people want you to engage with people who make your life worse for no gain. Yeah, smile for your boss because you need the paycheck, but this?

Trevenant by a wide margin. Followed by Pumpkaboo.

I feel the same way you do. I’m okay with digital purchases on Steam because it’s basically a catalog of receipts I can point at if I eventually have to pirate something I bought, but I don’t have that option on a console. Well, I do, but it’s a huge hassle.

At first I thought you meant the homepage was offering unexpected porn, and I was considering going back. (I live in a repressed state.)

Minus the lobotomies, that’s still happening.

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.

Oh, Lemmy’s like this, too, I guess. That’s a shame.

I live in a purple (supposedly) state and my grandfather suggested at Christmas that crosses should be burned in the yards of people who had signs up for a black democratic politician. Had no fucking clue he was like that. Haven’t seen him since.

So it doesn’t have to be a blue state, I guess, is my answer.

Does the alpha male have a yucky tummy? Poor thing.

One of those “emphasis can be placed on any word” sentences.