My iPhone keyboard is my favorite.
I have a pretty nice mechanical keyboard but I usually cast my phone keyboard.
My iPhone keyboard is my favorite.
I have a pretty nice mechanical keyboard but I usually cast my phone keyboard.


I guess I’ll buy two memberships now.


Turn the heat up and turn the AC up means fundamentally different things though.
My cats would sell me out for three treats.
I noticed a drop in scam emails.


The Nutcracker on meth was amazing.


I think that’s where I got it from.


I’m old fashioned I get myself an eight ball on Christmas Eve and one tall hooker dressed like Mrs. Claus and one short one dressed like an elf.


I love grilled cheeses.


Sharing is caring.


Is this Negative First Law of Robotics?


That’s disgusting who would do something like that?





They started off this century pretty strong though.
I’d say it was the '60’s that they started embarrassing themselves which means we have another forty years left.


You think they’re going to last a century?
Should be the decade of humiliation.


Well this won’t make me use it any less because I never do.
Come on a pig wouldn’t fuck that.
What.