How so? I’ve never done pizza delivery, but is it due to customers who wish to pay in other ways?

My last job was production-oriented so I ran into this a lot. I was somehow out of town every single weekend. Now that I’ve moved to maintenance-oriented I’m suddenly home all the time

I was thinking it’s an opportunity for Rudolph to say “If you guys keep fuckin with me, maybe I’ll decide to crash this whole team”

DeepSouth… I take it we plan to replicate human consciousness and… enslave it?

It’s especially weird to me that they’re so much harder on the ones who skip deodorant than the ones who skip showers. Aren’t showers what actually takes the smelly shit away instead of masking it? I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out these threads are created and/or maintained by deodorant marketing.

I wish I knew the context of this screenshot/what episode it was

Google Lens is suggesting either BMX or archeology

Not sure about the internet, but I saw a documentary called Finding Frances where they were able to go to the high school and view physical copies of the yearbooks

That one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without getting your eyes wet

I’ve thought that too, but I just haven’t figured out the best way to take advantage of it.

Weird, I just see a man pulling his ass cheeks apart

I feel like an adult, but only because my experience has forced me to change my idea of what an adult is. Adults are simply people who are legally defined that way and there are no real superpowers that come with it. Just societal expectations which can rightly or wrongly line up with life experience. I wouldn’t expect a 7 year old to drive or do taxes but I can do those things because a) I have to, and b) I have the needed experience.

Also humans are smarter than other animals but we’re still dumb on a cosmic scale. That’s why so many people have imposter syndrome about adulthood

Optometrists hate that you can buy glasses online for way less

“Day of the tentacle! I have the remake of this game!”

“What’s a remake?”

Konami forgot everything that made Silent Hill so good. Do the games not sell well enough for a proper budget, or are they shitting the bed for no reason?

I could see this being a plot twist in a horror movie but ain’t nobody gonna fund it

She’s like directly from the Grand Theft Auto universe. Her entire life is satire

“Say you want this! Nothing happens until I hear you say it.”

“I want this”

It bothers me that 7 is the “Final Chapter”