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    Ya gotta spend money to make money. You’ll learn tips and trick like this in my online class. For only $1000 per class you too can be a wise billionaire. My 7 week course includes lessons on being rich, getting rich, and staying rich. If you pay an extra $4000 per class you can access the accelerated advanced course for super smart people.

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      Ya gotta spend money to make money.

      I mean, that’s technically true. If someone handed me 5 million, I could invest 4.5 million and live pretty comfortably for 5 to 10 years off the remaining 500k. In that time, the 4.5 million in the stock market would probably grow to around 9 million over 10 years. That’s why it’s difficult to get rich but easy to get richer.

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      This guy is trying to rip you all off.

      My firm can do it in 3 weeks for $2000, and for an additional $8000 we’ll include our patented Knowledge Crystals which when placed under your pillow imparts the hyper advanced course while you sleep.

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        Knowledge crystals are an unproven technology. For only $9590 per week you can rent my proven knowledge smoothie maker. For the low price of $500 per knowledge smoothie mix pouch you can mix the learning right into your daily diet!