This is some serious bullshit
Wait. Are these motorcades just staged and ready in every country they might visit? Or do they fly the vehicles ahead of them?
“Jesus, these Italians oughtta do something about this shitfuck traffic.”
“Sir, the motorcade is quite literally 100% of the traffic in the city.”
“It’s only 40 cars, why can’t they build us a 40 lane road? Is this not a first world Christian nation?”
You know about that african dictator that used to block streets to do a phone call on a folding chair on the street (to assert dominance)? They want to be like him. Ape stuff, truly.
Nah, they’re just scared. Their whole system runs on fear.
I bet italian people feel so honored by his visit
Italy is run by a Fascist party, and Fascism is doing well.
That was just over a year ago.
Italian People = Facist?
well US people = Facist?
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The california tropics, often shortened to just cal trops, are so easy to make and fun to play with in the street!
One IED and that fuck is gone.
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I see you there wanting me to upvote this, but I won’t because reddit banned me for much less
This ain’t Reddit
This isn’t reddit and I wish JD vance and his cronies a happy IED eating
I haven’t heard of lemmus, but if they ban you for that you just need to find a different instance!
May we ask some of what you were banned for? Just voting or comments? I always drop accounts after a 2nd violation so I don’t get permabanned but want to quit completely as their violations are usually not against the rules, and often I think for other reasons, dishonest.
I’m sure the other 39 cars will be a lot of help.
You wouldn’t even need to bother with the bomb, just shoot him when he gets out of the car his smug face is a pretty big target.
Boooooooooooooooooooo
Boooooo!!! Go back to your couch!!!
I hope the locals were like “I didn’t know which car to boo for, so I booed to all of them”
So, some of them believe they have the authority to use their siren and act like Italian police, almost causing an incident in the process.
I’m sure everything will turn out well.
its costed 10 million for all of this.
Doge didn’t see anything
Gee they sure are scared. Wonder why? Aren’t they the good guys doing good things around the world to help people and uphold justice and international law and ot kt otowom etenec, I e jo2okt to hh6bhbdm:h;hi$$+!!
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Supposedly he brought his own food with him to Italy. Why would anyone bring American food to fucking Italy
the olive garden breadsticks are FREE
Btw, did test-eating ever truly help? Only a small part of the potato salad can be poisoned…
That’s probably some Secret Service thing, because the threat of poisoning is actually real. In America, the Secret Service goes to great lengths to vet potential restaurant stops wherever the POTUS/VP is going to be. But they don’t exactly have jurisdiction to do that when they’re in another country.
Notably, Trump’s love of fast food has made the Secret Service’s job extremely frustrating… He apparently has a tendency to just spontaneously demand a drive-thru stop, giving the Secret Service no time to actually run security checks on the staff ahead of time.
I doubt he eats that much of the fast food himself, and that it’s more of a public image thing, he wants to look like he’s eating it.
I wonder how much piss, shit, and semen Trump eats on a regular basis from these spontaneous McDonald’s stops. 🤔
about the same as others who eat there.
Yeah but that means those fast food places don’t have a chance to prep the poison, either🧠🧠
Fast food is pretty much poison tbf.
Poison probably not, but there a lot they could do tonthe food.
Because he thinks someone will try to poison him. The Stalinist paranoia has set in.
Like father, like son. Part of why Trump eats so shitty is the same fear.
Is it really paranoia if its a very credible realistic fear?
fearhope
Lots of big black vehicles…
Those are the villains of this movie, right?His charade parade likely cost an American figure skater a gold medal. The traffic jam his ego created delayed her arrival to the venue so much she had to skip her entire warmup.
