• CarrotsHaveEars
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      42 years ago

      “Hi. I would like to hear a UDP joke.”

      “OK. I will tell you a UDP joke.”

      “Are you ready for the UDP joke?”

      “Hello?”

      “Yes, I am here.”

      “Would you like to hear a UDP joke”

      “Yes, please.”

      “OK. Are you ready for the UDP joke?”

      “Yes, I am ready.”

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      “said beer I bartender will have the The to a of glass mathematician first.”

  • Arthur BesseM
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    12 years ago

    This joke is frustratingly unfunny because it doesn’t map to the actual TCP protocol flow at all.