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Stamets@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

If it starts moving then forget it

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If it starts moving then forget it

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Stamets@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com
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    haptic doom

    The human finger can discriminate between surfaces patterned with ridges as small as 13 nanometers in amplitude and non-patterned surfaces, surface chemistry Professor Mark Rutland said. “This means that, if your finger was the size of the Earth, you could feel the difference between houses [and] cars,” Rutland said.

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      Jokes on him, I can already tell the difference between a house and a car

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        Houses are the ones with doors and glass on some of the outside, right?

        • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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          No, those are cars, you’re thinking about the ones with A/C and mirrors.

        • 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸@lemmy.ml
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          deleted by creator

    • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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      In practice I find that anything smaller than .0001 inches can’t really be felt, and the difference between .0001 and .0002 is indiscernible.

      13 nanometers is closer to .0000005 inches.

      Suede: the little wrench goblin that lives inside my precision c clamp.

      • MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com
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        most of that is what she said

        • Sharpiemarker@startrek.website
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          Micro-burn

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            Burnette, if you will.

            • Sharpiemarker@startrek.website
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              I’ll allow it

      • Flumsy@feddit.de
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        But you can feel that the texture is somehow different.

      • Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de
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        It’s not that you can feel individual features, but rather that a repeating pattern of that size can be distinguished from a smoother surface.

    • Objectionist@lemmy.world
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      that website fuckin sucks

      but yes very cool

      • crossal@lemmy.world
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        Why’s that?

        • Objectionist@lemmy.world
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          when you try to back into the previous tab it redirects to the websites main page, which is also filled with clickbait ads and garbage

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      Yes, right, but not on a screen.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      Yet numerous people can’t find the clitoris. It’s baffling.

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    Some ads open the play store Store anyway when you click the close button. So rage inducing.

    • orl0pl@lemmy.world
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      I recommend using AdAway

      • jasonwaterfalls@lemmy.world
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        I prefer Rethink DNS or DNS66 for my phone.

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    you need to go to the opened apps menu and do the close gesture, it closes the ad too.

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    I love the ads that have that X’s and O’s background so you mistake a random X inside the ad for the “close” button and accidentally give them a clickthrough.

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      I wonder how effective these tactics are. Like, what percentage more clickthroughs do they achieve with this deception?

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        enough to justify themselves as outsourced consultants to people who don’t understand marketing kpis

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        Even if there are more klicks, there is no way any of these lead to a decision to buy their crap.

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    opens Ublock origin clicks on dropper icon selects the Ad moves the scale up to select the most high level element in “cosmetic filter” gone

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      On Mobile?

      • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Firefox. It has extension support and uBlock

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    What exactly do you mean by “ads”? Is this a joke I’m too adguardhomed to understand?

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    Block ads; problem solved.

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    An example of a non ad one is the Google AI popup on Google Discovery articles. The button is a proper size but it ignores you hitting it unless you hit a very specific point which I am certain is not the center.

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      I’m convinced that x doesn’t even function as the close button, i make extremely damn sure to press ONLY the x button, and it still pulls the entire window up. Graaaaaaaaaa!!!

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    Is there a law saying there has to be an ad close button? Because I assume they are all fake.

    Also the sun does move. But it’s got so much mojo that everyone else just moves along with it.

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    Not so real, there isn’t a black cross to close the ad, it’s normally a white cross of this size on a clear background, nearby the red download button.

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    With apps from F-Droid and InviZible Pro, there are no ads

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    The close button is never gonna give it up, never gonna tell the ad to say goodbye, never gonna turn around, and help you…

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    get adaway on android, better if you are rooted

    never deal with this bullshit again

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    I need a giant cosmic banana for scale

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