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PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.

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As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.

PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • SJSmith@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Also population 100% robots

    • Chozo@kbin.social
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      That we know of, at least.

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    Just tried using Google Earth to check for any Taco Bell locations to confirm this. How convenient that it wouldn’t let me look anywhere close to Mars. They’re keeping something from us!

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      https://www.google.com/mars/

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        Kinda neat, but pretty janky. Can’t get it to open up in street view.

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          Sucks for you, the geoguessr scene there is crazy!

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            I recognize that rock

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    The Mars franchises are called Bell de la Taco, they have different branding laws on Mars. Lots of red tape.

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    There are also no toilets yet on Mars either, so it’s probably just as well.

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      It’d be legendary to be the first person to poo Taco Bell in a hole in the ground on Mars though

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    Are you suggesting that Martians hate fake Mexican food???

    I think that may be racist, but I’m not sure towards whom…

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    Yet.

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    there are not that much more tacobells outside of US

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    At some point there will be a race for what fast food chain is the first to go interplanetary

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    deleted by creator

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    There’s at least 1 Planet Hollywood, though. Arnold set it up while filming Total Recall on location.

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    As far as YOU know, mister.

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    Russell’s Taco Bell

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    As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.

    FTFY.

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      I think it’s a reference to Russell’s Teapot

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    Fair enough, but Taco Bell will give you squirts that resemble Jupiter.

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      I don’t know why people keep saying this lol

      Are there people out there who think taco bell has anything spicy on the menu?

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        Probably because the lettuce in the tacos is the only fiber they’ve had in in a while.

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        Spicy? No, it’s just a bunch of garbage “food”

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