LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1268arrow-down135
arrow-up1233arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoOne of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I’m sitting right now.
minus-squarespacecowboy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoDoesn’t the smell bother you?
minus-squarePons_Aelius@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoCashing their pension cheques makes up for it.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoDang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoTalent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
minus-squarecuchilloc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoMaybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAnd with strange aeons even death may die.
minus-squarexoggy@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoLiving room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoHospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.
One of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I’m sitting right now.
Doesn’t the smell bother you?
Only for the first few months.
Cashing their pension cheques makes up for it.
Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
They were contrarians, I guess.
Maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.