Playing noise on your phone in a public place is wrong. Violators should be put in one those midevil contraptions that lock your head and wrists in a plank of wood so that we may all pelt you with rotten fruit and vegetables.

No one wants to hear that shit. You’re an asshole and should feel bad.

You can’t even prove numbers are real!

This is something that bugs me. People back in the day could actually make useful purchases with coins. I want a 50c, 1d, 2d, 5d, and 10d coins. Loose the penny and maybe even nickels

Curtains match the carpet. It’s a (not great) joke on determining a woman’s natural hair color. The pubic hair being the carpet (and her natural hair color), while the carpets are head hair.

Salsa

I remember a sack of potatoes costing 1.50. I remember rent costing 450. I remember chicken being less than 1 dollar per lb. I can even remember when healthcare and higher education was a reasonable price. But hey! At least the rich are getting richer

The two meet at -40

Ya that atrocious season. The season where you can walk through the woods on a full moon, the luminescence making the snow practically glow as the Milky Way makes its Milky Way. That season that has a stillness and quietness not found anywhere else, where you could hear a pin drop from a football field away. That atrocious season where you get to take ridiculously hot saunas, then jump in the snow or lake, and get to feel clean from the inside out. That atrocious season where you get to cuddle up with your family in front of a nice fire and read a book. Bleh who needs it

Mah fluids!

You just won capitalism. You and musk can go to Mars now. Well send a postcard

Baja blast as written is universal. Even uncontacted tribes know what’s up with Baja blast

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Ya

That sounds good af, I might try that

I never got the hang of falafel. Mine always breaks apart into disappointment and burnt crumbs.

Garbanzo beans for life!

That’s basically my life. When I’m not staring at the vistas and thinking oh so deep thoughts from my dingy anyhow.

This. With the benefit of hindsight, the age of being an “adult” should be in the 20s. Your brain is still developing and growing. Nurture that shit! Have fun, make friends, and don’t go crazy with the booze and drugs.

They’re chasing that one moment in the early aughts when what they had actually blew peoples minds.

My brother had to pretend to be a smoker.